I’ve been told that in renisaunce litterature poems would be written as a responce to different poems by different people. So as an english major heres my current thoughts…
Sir William Could you please screw off Doth words are aged and experation past Hidden messages burried in the sand Well my knees hurt and I’m tired of digging. Can you just serve it to me in a bottle? Simply say how you mean and stop exhausting me so.
Suicide between Romeo & Juliet Incestual love driving Hamlet insane, And Macbeth… only not in a theatre house.
Such an idea puts me to sleep When Ambien wont do, poetry ads weight to my eyes Mixed in with toungs that take long to read.
Sir you don’t seem to understand I have three other classes, all of them reference you So give it up old man, and simply leave me be, Or may your ghost haunt a man of such, possibly a Spielberg, or a Daniel of Day Lewis Show him a common way May these men create a modern show or something of your work I’m not meaning DiCaprio That picture was a mess.
With all that said dear William I shall sleep till morrow with assistance of some sorrow streaming from your pen Just the same however, Here’s a $20 for your silcence, to buy much back in your day, Take this bill, put down your pen So lastly I may find rest.